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    Patient [swinging left arm back and forth]: Doctor, it hurts whenever I do this.

    Doctor: So? Don't do that!

In addition to his other writing chores, Dr. Write has also been a professional comedy writer. He appreciates the humor language can produce, even when it's unintentional. So he's collected a bunch of his favorite comical stories, puns, typos, and other such word and phrase pieces to share with everyone who wanders into the clinic. As the Reader's Digest used to say "Laughter is the best medicine!" And best of all, this medicine is free.

The Outpatient Clinic has four areas: Real Stuff (errors that actually appeared in print), Word Play (jokes based on the English language) and Dr. Write's Outpatient Club (a place where Dr. Write's patients can contribute examples of their own bizarre language diseases.) There's also a page of links to other fun language web sites.

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       The Outpatient Clinic is free open to the public 24 hours a day. (That's probably why there are so many weirdos here.) But if you'd like to find out how you can sign up to become a "regular" patient, click on the enrollment button to the left.

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